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namespace Mobile.Web.Control
{
///
/// Class used to work around Richard being a fucking idiot
///

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// Magic. Do not touch.

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return 1; # returns 1

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// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.

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/* You are not meant to understand this */

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Το είπε...: developers

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You can't fool all of the people all of the time

if you once forfeit the confidence of your fellow citizens, you can never regain their respect and esteem. You may fool all of the people some of the time; you can even fool some of the people all the time; but you can't fool all of the people all of the time.

Το είπε...: Abraham Lincoln

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American Elections results 2008

As of today, the countdown for the American Elections 2008 has started.
The results of the exit polls suggest that Barrack Obama will be the next president of the US with a margin of 6% (50% vs 44% for McCain). However the American Elections have a long history of close battles for the victory. 2008 can't be that different, George Bush jr. was not that bad, was he ?

--UPDATE:
Barrack Obama is the winner of the 2008 American Elections. The results are not final yet, but Obama has managed to secure the 270 electoral votes needed.

--UPDATE 2:
Barrack Obama, with 53% of the votes is the winner of 2008 presidential elections. The Democrats will also have control of the senate and the US house.

Το είπε...: unknown

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American elections

34% of those who voted Republican in the last election believe Forrest Gump was a documentary.

Το είπε...: unknown

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When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

Το είπε...: Homer Simpson

Ετικέτες (tags): learn, problem, the Simpsons, tv

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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Το είπε...: Homer Simpson

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Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Το είπε...: Homer Simpson

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Geniuses

But the fact that some geniuses were laughed at does not imply that all who are laughed at are geniuses. They laughed at Columbus, they laughed at Fulton, they laughed at the Wright brothers. But they also laughed at Bozo the Clown.

Το είπε...: Carl Sagan

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Large sums of money

Where large sums of money are concerned, it is advisable to trust nobody.

Το είπε...: Agatha Christie

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Stupid

Stupid, n.: Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay

Το είπε...: unknown

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