This heart of mine

I lie awake watching your shoulders
Move so softly as you breathe
With every breathe you're growing older
But that is fine if you're with me.

Το είπε...: Pain of Salvation

Ετικέτες (tags): metal lyrics, heart, love, lyrics, metal, metal music, Pain of Salvation, progressive metal, Remedy Lane, songs

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Women who seek education

If a woman seeks education it is probably because her sexual apparatus is malfunctioning

Το είπε...: Friedrich Nietzsche

Ετικέτες (tags): education, sex, women

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Having sex

Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.

Το είπε...: Woody Allen

Ετικέτες (tags): cards, sex

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα


When a doctor himself needs doctoring so that another doctor doctors the doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor the doctor the way the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the doctor doing the doctoring of the doctor being doctored doctor as he wants to doctor?

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): doctor, doctoring, google whore

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Eternal Question...

Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?

Το είπε...: South Park

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, clitoris, funny, Jesus, South Park, tv series

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα


Humans think they are smarter than dolphins because we build cars and buildings and start wars, etc... and all that dolphins do is swim in the water, eat fish, and play around. Dolphins believe that they are smarter for exactly the same reasons.

Το είπε...: Douglas Adams

Ετικέτες (tags): dolphins, hhgttg, humans, so long and thanks for all the fish

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα server colocation contract

The minimum period of a contract will be 12 months. The period of a contract will be 12 months
beginning with the date of beginning, but no later than the first date of availability of said services
and will terminate on the renewal date. The transition of one contract's period to the next one will
occur automatically whereby a separate order will not be necessary unless a notice of cancellation
has been received. The due notice must take effect no later than six months prior to the contract's

Το είπε...:

Ετικέτες (tags): contract

Κατηγορία: Εφημερίδα

Microsoft EULA

SCOPE OF LICENSE. The software is licensed, not sold. This agreement only gives you some rights to use the software. Microsoft reserves all other rights. Unless applicable law gives you more rights despite this limitation, you may use the software only as expressly permitted in this agreement. In doing so, you must comply with any technical limitations in the software that only allow you to use it in certain ways.

--From the microsoft windows vista end user license agreement.


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Το είπε...: Microsoft corp.

Ετικέτες (tags): digital rights, End user license agreement, EULA, free software, license, Microsoft, open source, rights, software

Κατηγορία: Εφημερίδα


I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall...

Το είπε...: Garfield

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, comic, comix, funny, Garfield, overweight

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Insincere Sincerity

Jon: Have the last cookie, Garfield.
Garfield: I really couldn't. You take it.
Jon: Okay.
Garfield: You twit! Don't you know insincere sincerity when you hear it?

Το είπε...: Garfield

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, comics, comix, cookies, funny, Garfield, sincerity

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

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