Armed and Dangerous

I'm armed, I'm dangerous and I'm off my medication...

Το είπε...: Alf

Ετικέτες (tags): Alf, funny, medication, tv series

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Last words

So I push this button and...?

Το είπε...: some curious guy

Ετικέτες (tags): button, famous last words, last words, push

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

I'm sorry I'm a bit late

"Er..." he said, "hello. Er, look, I'm sorry I'm a bit late. I've had the most ghastly time, all sorts of things cropping up at the last moment."
He seemed nervous of the expectant awed hush. He cleared his throat.
"Er, how are we for time?" he said, "have I just got a min—"
And so the Universe ended.
*****for manolism

Το είπε...: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Ετικέτες (tags): relativity, time

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If I ever...

"If I ever meet myself," said Zaphod, "I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me."
**** for MK

Το είπε...: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Ετικέτες (tags): myself

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Total perspective vortex

It just told me what I already knew, that I'm a great and amazing guy, didn't I tell you baby, I'm Zaphod Beeblebrox.
*****About being in the total perspective vortex

Το είπε...: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Ετικέτες (tags): perspective

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Space

"Space," it says, "is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mindbogglingly big it is. I mean you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space."

Το είπε...: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

Ετικέτες (tags): size, space

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One at at time

I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.

Το είπε...: Jennifer Unlimited

Ετικέτες (tags): days, time

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

When All Your Wishes Are Granted

When all of your wishes are granted, many of your dreams will be destroyed.

Το είπε...: Marilyn Manson

Ετικέτες (tags): dreams, wish

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What's real?

But what's real? You can't find the truth, you just pick the lie you like the best.

Το είπε...: Marilyn Manson

Ετικέτες (tags): lies, reality, truth

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Copyright to What God Means

No one person can own the copyright to what God means.

Το είπε...: Marilyn Manson

Ετικέτες (tags): copyright, god, person, religion

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

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