Ο μικρός Γιωργάκης πέρνει βαθμούς

Submitted by annita on Thu, 11/05/2009 - 18:58.

Τρέχει ο μικρός Γιωργάκης στον δρόμο και πέφτει πάνω σε έναν:
- Καλά, δεν προσέχεις λίγο, παιδάκι μου; λέει ο άνθρωπος.
- Βιάζομαι, γιατί πήρα τους βαθμούς μου, και πάω σπίτι να με δείρει η μαμά μου!
- Καλά, και βιάζεσαι τόσο πολύ να φας ξύλο από την μαμά σου;
- Ναι, γιατί αν αργήσω θα γυρίσει και ο μπαμπάς μου!

Το είπε...: Αννίτα

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