Best code comments of all time

Submitted by manolism on Thu, 11/27/2008 - 20:03.

Several funny comments :

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namespace Mobile.Web.Control
{
///
/// Class used to work around Richard being a fucking idiot
///

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// Magic. Do not touch.

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return 1; # returns 1

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// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.

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/* You are not meant to understand this */

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// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.

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// I don't know why I need this, but it stops the people being upside-down

x = -x;

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// Okay, let's do the loop, yeah come on baby let's do the loop
// and it goes like this ...

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// Hard to explain

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/* All bugs added by David S. Miller davem@redhat.com */

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//When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
//Now, God only knows

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// I'm sorry.

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