When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

Submitted by giannis on Wed, 10/29/2008 - 17:40.

When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

Το είπε...: Homer Simpson

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