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When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

Το είπε...: Homer Simpson

Ετικέτες (tags): learn, problem, the Simpsons, tv

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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Το είπε...: Homer Simpson

Ετικέτες (tags): god, homer, pray, Simpson, Superman, the Simpsons

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

Το είπε...: Homer Simpson

Ετικέτες (tags): homer, Simpson, the Simpsons

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Feel for veal

Lisa: Do we have any food that wasn't brutally slaughtered?
Homer: Well, I think the veal died of loneliness.

Το είπε...: The Simpsons

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, food, loneliness, the Simpsons, tv series

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To alcohol!

To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's problems.

Το είπε...: Homer Simpson

Ετικέτες (tags): alcohol, life, problems, solution, the Simpsons

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

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