Alf quotes :

Alf

Armed and Dangerous

I'm armed, I'm dangerous and I'm off my medication...

Το είπε...: Alf

Ετικέτες (tags): Alf, funny, medication, tv series

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Damn...

I had just started going out with Ronda when my planet blew up.
Unlucky in love, unlucky in Armageddon...

Το είπε...: Alf

Ετικέτες (tags): Alf, funny, love, tv series

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Feel my pulse

ALF: Are you still thinking about that girl?
Jake: Every since I saw her in that school play, I can't think of nothing else.
ALF: What do they call this temptress?
Jake: Her name is Laura.
ALF: And how does Laura feel about Jake?
Jake: She doesn't know I'm alive!
ALF: No problem! You walk up to her and say: "Hi, I'm Jake Ockhmonek, feel my pulse."

Το είπε...: Alf

Ετικέτες (tags): Alf, alf quotes, funny, funny quotes, love, love quotes, quotations, quotes, tv series, tv series quotes

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Humans in charge of the Earth

Putting humans in charge of the Earth, is the cosmic equivalence of letting Eddie Murphy direct.

Το είπε...: Alf

Ετικέτες (tags): Alf, alf quotes, Earth, eddie murphy, funny, funny quotes, humans, quotations, quotes, tv series, tv series quotes

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

ALF Romeo

(About Alf’s car)
Lynn: What's that thing?
Alf: It's not a thing. It's an ALF Romeo!

Το είπε...: Alf

Ετικέτες (tags): Alf, alf quotes, cars, funny, funny quotes, quotations, quotes, tv series, tv series quotes

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Latest news story

Latest quotes