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Everything you can imagine is real.

Everything you can imagine is real.

Το είπε...: Pablo Picasso

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, imagination, reality, wisdom

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Crazy world

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.

Το είπε...: Chris Rock

Ετικέτες (tags): crazy, funny, funny quotes, golfer, life, quotations, quotes, rapper, world

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halloween and christmas

Why do programmers think Halloween and Christmas are the same?
Because 31 Oct = 25 Dec.

Το είπε...: programmer

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, programmers, programming jokes, science jokes, Ανέκδοτα

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An atom is walking down the street when he meets a friend of his, who is evidently distraught. "What's the matter...is everything OK?" the atom asks his friend. "Well, I think I might have lost an electron," responds the other atom. "Are you sure?" asks the first. "I'm positive!" replies his friend.

Το είπε...: Atom

Ετικέτες (tags): anekdota, funny, funny quotes, Ανέκδοτα, αστεία, αστεία λόγια, άτομο, επιστήμη, επιστημονικα ανεκδοτα, επιστημονικά αστεία, ηλεκτρόνια

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A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. "How much do I owe you," he asks the bartender. "For you," responds the bartender, "no charge."

Το είπε...: bartender

Ετικέτες (tags): anekdota, bar, drink, funny, funny quotes, neutron, quotations, science jokes, Ανέκδοτα

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I am not young enough to know everything.

Το είπε...: Oscar Wilde

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, Oscar Wilde quotes, quotations, quotes, wisdom, youth

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murphy's law

Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
The first place to look for something is the last place you would expect to find it.
When people say "it's not the money, it's the principle" 9 times out of 10 its the money.
You'll never find something till you replace it.
When you dial a wrong number it is never engaged.
Cheques get lost in the post but bills never do.
Friend come and go, but enemies accumulate.
The severity of an itch is inversely proportional to how easy how easy it is to scratch.
The only way to get a bank loan is to prove you don't need one.

Το είπε...: murphy

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, life

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Famous Last words

The British serial killer stood on the gallows and asked the officials "Are you sure this thing is safe???"

Το είπε...: Dr. William Palmer

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, funny quotes, life, quotations, quotes, αστεία, αστεία λόγια

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Jesus Saves

( during a bank robbery )
Jesus saves but George Nelson withdraws.

Το είπε...: Cohen Brothers, O Brother where art thou

Ετικέτες (tags): bank robbery, funny, funny quotes, Jesus, movies, movies quotes, O Brother where art thou, quotations, quotes, robbery

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Water Cooler

- Where is the water cooler?
- In Alaska

Το είπε...: Benny Hill, the Benny Hill Show

Ετικέτες (tags): Benny Hill, funny, funny quotes, Television, the Benny Hill Show, the Benny Hill Show quotations, tv, tv series, tv series quotes, tv shows

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