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Insulted

- I have never been so insulted in my whole life.
- That's because you don't get around enough...

Το είπε...: Benny Hill, the Benny Hill Show

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Laughing with another man!

Alan Shore: I just caught Tara laughing with another man.
Denny Crane: Are you sure they weren’t just... kissing or something?

Το είπε...: Boston Legal

Ετικέτες (tags): Boston Legal, Boston Legal quotes, funny, funny quotes, Television, tv, tv series, tv series quotes

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A Married Man in a Bar

- How can you tell a married man in a bar?
- He always turns his back when he opens his wallet.

Το είπε...: Benny Hill, the Benny Hill Show

Ετικέτες (tags): Benny Hill, Benny Hill quotes, funny, funny quotes, Marriage, quotes, the Benny Hill Show, the Benny Hill Show quotations, wallet

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Show me the money!

Show me the money!

Το είπε...: Rod Tidwell

Ετικέτες (tags): Cuba Gooding Junior, funny, funny quotes, Jerry Maguire, life, movies, movies quotes, quotations, quotes, αστεία, αστεία λόγια

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Black Adder and Baldrick

Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you up into strips and telling the prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?

Το είπε...: Blackadder

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, funny quotes, quotations, quotes, tv series quotes, αστεία λόγια

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Windows 7

Windows 7: Please ignore all that stuff we’ve been doing for the past decade
Windows 7: We heard it’s a lucky number
Windows 7: Like Windows 6 — wait, there was no Windows 6
Windows 7: Correct iterations be damned!
Windows 7: Experience crashes and bad architecture under a classic name
Windows 7: The franchise gets a reboot
Windows 7: DOS 12.1182
Windows 7: If it looks like Vista, and smells like Vista…
Windows 7: Still not buying it
Windows 7: If that’s the price, it might be worth it
Windows 7: Give that marketer a promotion

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Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): computer, computer quotes, funny, interesting, linux, Microsoft, operating system, OS, programming, quotations, quotes, windows, windows 7, windows quotes, windows vista

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The Worst Kind of Discrimination

This is the worst kind of discrimination. The kind against me!

Το είπε...: Bender, Futurama

Ετικέτες (tags): Bender, cartoons, discrimination, funny, Futurama, tv series

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government

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand

Το είπε...: Milton Friedman

Ετικέτες (tags): desert, funny, government, politicians, politics, sahara

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Best code comments of all time

Several funny comments :

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namespace Mobile.Web.Control
{
///
/// Class used to work around Richard being a fucking idiot
///

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// Magic. Do not touch.

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return 1; # returns 1

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// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.

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/* You are not meant to understand this */

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Το είπε...: developers

Ετικέτες (tags): code, comments, developers, funny, geek, programmers, programming, smart, source

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Christmas presents

I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.

Το είπε...: Bernard Manning

Ετικέτες (tags): Christmas, Christmas presents, funny, αστεία λόγια, Χριστουγεννιάτικα δώρα

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