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Christmas makes me happy

Christmas makes me happy no matter what time of year it comes around.

Το είπε...: Bryan White

Ετικέτες (tags): Christmas, funny, αστεία λόγια

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Love isn't a decision

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, but much less magical.

Το είπε...: South Park

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, funny, love, South Park, tv series

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Stupid

Stupid, n.: Losing $25 on the game and $25 on the instant replay

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): bet, funny, game, replay, stupid

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Washington Bullets

The Washington Bullets changed their name because its owners did not want the NBA team associated with the image of crime. From now on, the team will simply be known as the Bullets.

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): basketball, bullets, funny, politics, USA, washington

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Evolution

To aid the evolution of superior technology we must act in true Darwinian fashion and destroy inferior crap. Hear hear!

Το είπε...: Robert Harley

Ετικέτες (tags): darwin, evolution, funny, ie6, technology

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Public figures

Today's public figures can no longer write their own speeches or books, and there is some evidence that they can't read them either.

Το είπε...: Gore Vidal

Ετικέτες (tags): books, funny, public figures, speech

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

BMW

I have a BMW. But only because BMW stands for Bob Marley and The Wailers, and not because I need an expensive car.

Το είπε...: Bob Marley

Ετικέτες (tags): BMW, Bob Marley, cars, funny

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Blackadder

Melchett: Ah, Blackadder. Started talking to yourself, I see.
Blackadder: Yes...it's the only way I can be assured of intelligent conversation.

Το είπε...: Blackadder

Ετικέτες (tags): Blackadder, conversation, funny, tv series

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Eternal Question...

Stan: Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman: What is that like finding Jesus or something?

Το είπε...: South Park

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, clitoris, funny, Jesus, South Park, tv series

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

UnderTall

I'm not overweight, I'm just undertall...

Το είπε...: Garfield

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, comic, comix, funny, Garfield, overweight

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

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