Quotes that have been categorizes as "funny".
Jon: Have the last cookie, Garfield.
Garfield: I really couldn't. You take it.
Jon: Okay.
Garfield: You twit! Don't you know insincere sincerity when you hear it?
The sooner we make a schedule, the faster we get behind.
I'm armed, I'm dangerous and I'm off my medication...
I had just started going out with Ronda when my planet blew up.
Unlucky in love, unlucky in Armageddon...
I'm not messy. I'm organizationally challenged!
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.
First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII - and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure.
With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.
I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How do you hold it personally responsible? Can you put a distributed network of fiber-optic cable "on notice"? And is it male or female? In other words, can I challenge it to a fight?
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Now and then I think of when we were together
Like when you said you felt so happy you could die
I told myself that you were right for me
But felt so lonely in your company
But that was love and it's an ache I still remember
You can get addicted to a certain kinda sadness
Like resignation to the end, always the end
So when we found that we could not make sense
Well you said that we would still be friends
But I'll admit that I was glad that it was over
But you didn't have to cut me off
Make it like it never happened and that we were nothing
It breaks my heart 'cos I know you're the one for me
Don't you feel [?] they're never had a story obviously
To never be
You would never know
I would never show
What I feel what I need from you no
You would never know
I would never show
What I feel What I need from you
[?] every smiles come my reality irony
You won't find out what is being killing me
Can't you see me, can't you see
You would never know
I would never show
What I feel What I need from you no no
You would never know
I would never show
What I feel What I need from you
You would never know
[Marc Anthony]
Girl my body don't lie
I'm outta my mind
Let it rain over me
I'm rising so high
Out of my mind
So let it rain over me
Ay ay ay
Let it rain over me
Ay ay ay
Let it rain over me
[Pitbull]
Always a new million
Voli's the new vodka
Forty is the new 30
Baby you're a rockstar
Dale veterana, que tu sabe
Mas de la cuenta, no te hagas
Teach me or better yet,
Freak me baby, yes, yes
I'm freaky, i'mma make sure that your peach feels peachy baby
No bullshit rods, I like my women sexy classy sassy
Powerful yes, they love to get the middle, nasty ow
Kellie Castle is located near Batu Gajah, and about 20 minutes by car is from Ipoh, Perak, Malaysia. The unfinished, ruined mansion, built by a Scottish planter called William Kellie Smith. According to various accounts, was either a gift for his wife or a house for his son.
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