Quotes that have been categorizes as "funny".


Insincere Sincerity

Jon: Have the last cookie, Garfield.
Garfield: I really couldn't. You take it.
Jon: Okay.
Garfield: You twit! Don't you know insincere sincerity when you hear it?

Το είπε...: Garfield

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, comics, comix, cookies, funny, Garfield, sincerity

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα


The sooner we make a schedule, the faster we get behind.

Το είπε...: Garfield

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, comics, comix, funny, Garfield, schedule, work

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Armed and Dangerous

I'm armed, I'm dangerous and I'm off my medication...

Το είπε...: Alf

Ετικέτες (tags): Alf, funny, medication, tv series

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα


I had just started going out with Ronda when my planet blew up.
Unlucky in love, unlucky in Armageddon...

Το είπε...: Alf

Ετικέτες (tags): Alf, funny, love, tv series

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Define: messy

I'm not messy. I'm organizationally challenged!

Το είπε...: Garfield

Ετικέτες (tags): cartoons, comics, comix, funny, Garfield

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

lock the door

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I only lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

Το είπε...: Elayne Boosler

Ετικέτες (tags): door, funny, locks, pick

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα


First we thought the PC was a calculator. Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters with ASCII - and we thought it was a typewriter. Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television. With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure.

Το είπε...: Douglas Adams

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, internet, pc, web, www

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Cool Sunglasses

With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 60.

Το είπε...: Jack Nicholson

Ετικέτες (tags): age, fat, funny, Jack Nicholson, sunglasses

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

i never trusted the web

I must confess that I've never trusted the Web. I've always seen it as a coward's tool. Where does it live? How do you hold it personally responsible? Can you put a distributed network of fiber-optic cable "on notice"? And is it male or female? In other words, can I challenge it to a fight?

Το είπε...: Stephen Colbert

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, internet, web, www

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Computer Games

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Το είπε...: Emo Philips

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, chess, funny, kick boxing

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

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