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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.

Το είπε...: Benny Hill

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A vacation is what you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking.

Το είπε...: Earl Wilson

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Words are cheap

Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'.

Το είπε...: Charlie Chaplin

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Computers and Women

Al: Now, we're not getting a computer. Computers are ruining the country, computers and women.
Peg: Yes, and they're quite similar, Al, because you don't know how to turn on either one.

Το είπε...: Married with Children

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, funny, tv series, women

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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place

Το είπε...: Bill Crystal

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, funny quotes, man, quotations, reason, sex, woman sex quotes, women quotes

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Just don't

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.

Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, computer quotes, funny, funny quotes, hurry, quotes

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Programming is like sex: one mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime.

Το είπε...: Michael Sinz

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Grove giveth, and Gates taketh away

Software is slowing faster than hardware is accelerating.

Το είπε...: Martin Reiser

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, computer quotes, funny, hardware, hardware quotes, Intel, Microsoft, microsoft quotes, programming, programming quotes, quotations, software

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If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done

Το είπε...: Scott Adams

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, computer quotes, condescending, funny, funny quotes, quotes, unix, unix quotes, users

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mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.

Το είπε...: Douglas Adams

Ετικέτες (tags): books, books quotes, douglas adams, douglas adams quotes, funny, funny quotes, genius, genius quotes, incompetence, incompetence quotes, naive, quotations

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