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Unix is userfriendly

UNIX is user-friendly, it just chooses its friends.

Το είπε...: Andreas Bogk

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Lies...

Saavik: "You lied."
Spock: "I exaggerated."

Το είπε...: Star Trek

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Nobody's Perfect

Saavik: "He's never what I expect, sir."
Spock: "What surprises you, Lieutenant?"
Saavik: "He's so - human."
Spock: "Nobody's perfect, Saavik."

Το είπε...: Star Trek

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Advice!

I hate advice unless I'm giving it.

Το είπε...: Jack Nicholson

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Rich man's house

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Το είπε...: Diogenes of Sinope

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I haven't got all day

When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?

Το είπε...: George Carlin

Ετικέτες (tags): day, funny, funny quotes, george carlin, impatient, time

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Weather

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Status quo

The status quo sucks.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Santa

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Bible

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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