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Authority

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Peace

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Dinner party

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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darwin ex machina

They’re all fools. Don’t worry. Darwin may be slow, but he’ll
eventually get them.

Το είπε...: Matthew Lammers

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approaching nervous breakdown

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

Το είπε...: unknown

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Sex without love

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Το είπε...: Woody Allen

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between me and greatness

I 've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

Το είπε...: Woody Allen

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, funny quotes, greatness, greatness quotes, obstacles, quotations, quotes, self, woody allen, woody allen quotes

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"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

Το είπε...: Dave Edison

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, funny quotes, helmets, kamikaze, kamikaze quotes, pilots, quotations, quotes

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Chaos and order

Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.

Το είπε...: Steve Martin

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Feel my pulse

ALF: Are you still thinking about that girl?
Jake: Every since I saw her in that school play, I can't think of nothing else.
ALF: What do they call this temptress?
Jake: Her name is Laura.
ALF: And how does Laura feel about Jake?
Jake: She doesn't know I'm alive!
ALF: No problem! You walk up to her and say: "Hi, I'm Jake Ockhmonek, feel my pulse."

Το είπε...: Alf

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