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Apple vs Adobe ( by steve jobs)

Apple has a long relationship with Adobe. In fact, we met Adobe’s founders when they were in their proverbial garage. Apple was their first big customer, adopting their Postscript language for our new Laserwriter printer. Apple invested in Adobe and owned around 20% of the company for many years. The two companies worked closely together to pioneer desktop publishing and there were many good times. Since that golden era, the companies have grown apart. Apple went through its near death experience, and Adobe was drawn to the corporate market with their Acrobat products.

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Το είπε...: steve jobs

Ετικέτες (tags): computers, adobe, adobe flash, apple, apple iphone, development, flash, flash movies, internet, iphone. ipad, ipod, open proprietary, programming, software, touch screen, touch technology

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The Tao of Programming

A program should be light and agile, its subroutines connected like a string of pearls. The spirit and intent of the program should be retained throughout. There should be neither too little or too much, neither needless loops nor useless variables, neither lack of structure nor overwhelming rigidity.

The Tao of Programming, 4.1 - Geoffrey James

Το είπε...: Geoffrey James

Ετικέτες (tags): code, insightful, programming, προγραμματισμός

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Software and Cathedral

Software and cathedrals are much the same – first we build them, then
we pray

Το είπε...: Samuel T. Redwine Jr.

Ετικέτες (tags): 4th International Software Process Workshop, cathedral, computer quotes, development, IEEE, programmers, programming, quotations, religious, software

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Windows 7

Windows 7: Please ignore all that stuff we’ve been doing for the past decade
Windows 7: We heard it’s a lucky number
Windows 7: Like Windows 6 — wait, there was no Windows 6
Windows 7: Correct iterations be damned!
Windows 7: Experience crashes and bad architecture under a classic name
Windows 7: The franchise gets a reboot
Windows 7: DOS 12.1182
Windows 7: If it looks like Vista, and smells like Vista…
Windows 7: Still not buying it
Windows 7: If that’s the price, it might be worth it
Windows 7: Give that marketer a promotion

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Το είπε...: unknown

Ετικέτες (tags): computer, computer quotes, funny, interesting, linux, Microsoft, operating system, OS, programming, quotations, quotes, windows, windows 7, windows quotes, windows vista

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Best code comments of all time

Several funny comments :

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namespace Mobile.Web.Control
{
///
/// Class used to work around Richard being a fucking idiot
///

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// Magic. Do not touch.

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return 1; # returns 1

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// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene, who will
// have to support me and our three children and the dog once it gets
// released into the public.

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/* You are not meant to understand this */

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Το είπε...: developers

Ετικέτες (tags): code, comments, developers, funny, geek, programmers, programming, smart, source

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no more bugs

Nothere's new status message - no more bugs

Το είπε...: nothere

Ετικέτες (tags): bugs, famous last words, nothere, programming, status messages

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

The hardest part of design

The hardest part of design ... is keeping features out.

Το είπε...: Donald Norman

Ετικέτες (tags): design, features, programming

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Debugging is the process of removing bugs

If debugging is the process of removing bugs, then programming must be the process of putting them in.

Το είπε...: Edsger Dijkstra

Ετικέτες (tags): debugging bugs, programming

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

just give the code back

For example, the GPLv2 in no way limits your use of the software. If you're a mad scientist, you can use GPLv2'd software for your evil plans to take over the world ("Sharks with lasers on their heads!!"), and the GPLv2 just says that you have to give source code back. And that's OK by me. I like sharks with lasers. I just want the mad scientists of the world to pay me back in kind. I made source code available to them, they have to make their changes to it available to me. After that, they can fry me with their shark-mounted lasers all they want.

Το είπε...: Linus Torvalds

Ετικέτες (tags): free software, freedom, gpl, license, linux, mad scientists, open source, programming, software

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Standars

The nice thing about standards is that there are so many of them to choose from.

Το είπε...: Andrew S. Tanenbaum

Ετικέτες (tags): programming, standards

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