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Love

Love is the history of a woman's life; it is an episode in man's.

Το είπε...: Germaine De Stael

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Crazy world

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.

Το είπε...: Chris Rock

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Eyes wide open

I'll do my dreaming with my eyes wide open, and I'll do my looking back with my eyes closed”

Το είπε...: Tony Arata

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One thing

There is one thing one has to have: either a soul that is cheerful by nature, or a soul made cheerful by work, love, art, and knowledge.

Το είπε...: Friedrich Nietzsche

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We judge ourselves...

We judge ourselves by what we feel capable of doing, while others judge us by what we have already done.

Το είπε...: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

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youth

I am not young enough to know everything.

Το είπε...: Oscar Wilde

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Famous Last words

The British serial killer stood on the gallows and asked the officials "Are you sure this thing is safe???"

Το είπε...: Dr. William Palmer

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, funny quotes, life, quotations, quotes, αστεία, αστεία λόγια

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Jesus Saves

( during a bank robbery )
Jesus saves but George Nelson withdraws.

Το είπε...: Cohen Brothers, O Brother where art thou

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A Married Man in a Bar

- How can you tell a married man in a bar?
- He always turns his back when he opens his wallet.

Το είπε...: Benny Hill, the Benny Hill Show

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Show me the money!

Show me the money!

Το είπε...: Rod Tidwell

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