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How to deal with work

If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.

Το είπε...: General Melchett

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Black Adder and Baldrick

Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you up into strips and telling the prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?

Το είπε...: Blackadder

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Fanatics

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."

Το είπε...: Winston Churchill

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Humor

Humor is reason gone mad. Groucho Marx

Το είπε...: Groucho Marx

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Greece

To make us love our country, our country ought to be lovely.

Το είπε...: Edmund Burke

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Only the pure

Only the pure in heart can make a good soup.

Το είπε...: beethoven

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meetings as substitutes for mastrubation

“Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot masturbate”

Το είπε...: Dave Barry

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Windows 7

Windows 7: Please ignore all that stuff we’ve been doing for the past decade
Windows 7: We heard it’s a lucky number
Windows 7: Like Windows 6 — wait, there was no Windows 6
Windows 7: Correct iterations be damned!
Windows 7: Experience crashes and bad architecture under a classic name
Windows 7: The franchise gets a reboot
Windows 7: DOS 12.1182
Windows 7: If it looks like Vista, and smells like Vista…
Windows 7: Still not buying it
Windows 7: If that’s the price, it might be worth it
Windows 7: Give that marketer a promotion

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Το είπε...: unknown

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Single woman's shoes

It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes!

Το είπε...: sex and the city

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I often quote myself.

I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation.

Το είπε...: George Bernard Shaw

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