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condescending

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done

Το είπε...: Scott Adams

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No man ever steps in the same river twice...

No man ever steps in the same river twice, for it's not the same river and he's not the same man.

Το είπε...: Heraclitus

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computer

The computer allows you to make mistakes faster than any other invention, with the possible exception of handguns and tequila.

Το είπε...: Mitch Ratcliffe

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what about wrong figures?

On two occasions I have been asked [by members of parliament!], "Pray, Mr. Babbage, if you put into the machine wrong figures, will the right answers come out?" I am not rightly able to apprehend the kind of confusion that could provoke such a question.

Το είπε...: Charles Babbage

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causality

Oracle: I'd ask you to sit down, but you're not going to anyway. And don't worry about the vase.
Neo: What vase?
[Neo turns around sharply, hitting a vase with his elbow, knocking it to the floor, where it crashes]
Oracle: That vase.
Neo: I'm sorry.
Oracle: I said don't worry about it. I'll get one of my kids to fix it.
Neo: How did you know?
Oracle: Ohhh, what's really going to bake your noodle later on is, would you still have broken it if I hadn't said anything?

Το είπε...: Oracle

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fight for life...

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.

Το είπε...: Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi

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Nobody's Perfect

Saavik: "He's never what I expect, sir."
Spock: "What surprises you, Lieutenant?"
Saavik: "He's so - human."
Spock: "Nobody's perfect, Saavik."

Το είπε...: Star Trek

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happy death

As a well-spent day brings happy sleep, so life well used brings happy death.

Το είπε...: Leonardo da Vinci

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you might as well be polite

When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.

Το είπε...: Winston Churchill

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live

Death tugs at my ear and says: "Live, I am coming."

Το είπε...: Oliver Wendell Holmes

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