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Crazy world

You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy,the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon.

Το είπε...: Chris Rock

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neutron

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. "How much do I owe you," he asks the bartender. "For you," responds the bartender, "no charge."

Το είπε...: bartender

Ετικέτες (tags): anekdota, bar, drink, funny, funny quotes, neutron, quotations, science jokes, Ανέκδοτα

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Eyes wide open

I'll do my dreaming with my eyes wide open, and I'll do my looking back with my eyes closed”

Το είπε...: Tony Arata

Ετικέτες (tags): eyes, quotations, quotes

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One thing

There is one thing one has to have: either a soul that is cheerful by nature, or a soul made cheerful by work, love, art, and knowledge.

Το είπε...: Friedrich Nietzsche

Ετικέτες (tags): art, knowledge, love, nature, quotations, quotes, soul, work

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youth

I am not young enough to know everything.

Το είπε...: Oscar Wilde

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, Oscar Wilde quotes, quotations, quotes, wisdom, youth

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Famous Last words

The British serial killer stood on the gallows and asked the officials "Are you sure this thing is safe???"

Το είπε...: Dr. William Palmer

Ετικέτες (tags): funny, funny quotes, life, quotations, quotes, αστεία, αστεία λόγια

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Hellraiser

No tears please, it's a waste of good suffering.

Το είπε...: Hellraiser

Ετικέτες (tags): Hellraiser, Hellraiser quotes, movies, movies quotes, quotations, suffering, tears, Television, tv

Κατηγορία: Αποφθέγματα

Jesus Saves

( during a bank robbery )
Jesus saves but George Nelson withdraws.

Το είπε...: Cohen Brothers, O Brother where art thou

Ετικέτες (tags): bank robbery, funny, funny quotes, Jesus, movies, movies quotes, O Brother where art thou, quotations, quotes, robbery

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Show me the money!

Show me the money!

Το είπε...: Rod Tidwell

Ετικέτες (tags): Cuba Gooding Junior, funny, funny quotes, Jerry Maguire, life, movies, movies quotes, quotations, quotes, αστεία, αστεία λόγια

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How to deal with work

If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.

Το είπε...: General Melchett

Ετικέτες (tags): Blackadder, funny quotes, quotations, quotes, tv series quotes, αστεία λόγια

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