Black Adder and Baldrick

Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you up into strips and telling the prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?

Το είπε...: Blackadder

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"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."

Το είπε...: Winston Churchill

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We only regard those unions as real examples of love and real marriages in which a fixed and unalterable decision has been taken. If men or women contemplate an escape, they do not collect all their powers for the task. In none of the serious and important tasks of life do we arrange such a "getaway." We cannot love and be limited.

Το είπε...: Alfred Adler

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Only the pure

Only the pure in heart can make a good soup.

Το είπε...: beethoven

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Windows 7

Windows 7: Please ignore all that stuff we’ve been doing for the past decade
Windows 7: We heard it’s a lucky number
Windows 7: Like Windows 6 — wait, there was no Windows 6
Windows 7: Correct iterations be damned!
Windows 7: Experience crashes and bad architecture under a classic name
Windows 7: The franchise gets a reboot
Windows 7: DOS 12.1182
Windows 7: If it looks like Vista, and smells like Vista…
Windows 7: Still not buying it
Windows 7: If that’s the price, it might be worth it
Windows 7: Give that marketer a promotion

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Το είπε...: unknown

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The Way With The Ladies

- Hey Will, you sure have a way with the ladies. Man, what's your secret?
- I would like to help you out my brother, but you know it's a chemical thing.
- You drug them?

Το είπε...: The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air

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You know, Fry, of all the friends I 've had ... you 're the first.

Το είπε...: Bender, Futurama

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Single woman's shoes

It's really hard to walk in a single woman's shoes -- that's why you sometimes need really special shoes!

Το είπε...: sex and the city

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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place

Το είπε...: Bill Crystal

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the future

The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams

Το είπε...: Eleanor Roosevelt

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