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The art of being a slave

The art of being a slave is to rule one's master.

Το είπε...: Diogenes of Sinope

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Philosopher

Of what use is a philosopher who doesn't hurt anybody's feelings?

Το είπε...: Diogenes of Sinope

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Rich man's house

In a rich man's house there is no place to spit but his face.

Το είπε...: Diogenes of Sinope

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Weather

Weather forecast for tonight: dark.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Present

There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Status quo

The status quo sucks.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Santa

The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Religion

Religion is just mind control.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Cynical person

Inside every cynical person, there is a disappointed idealist.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Bible

I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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