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Authority

I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Peace

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Dinner party

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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Atheism

Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

Το είπε...: George Carlin

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approaching nervous breakdown

One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is terribly important.

Το είπε...: unknown

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Computers are useless

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers

Το είπε...: Pablo Picasso

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Sex without love

Sex without love is an empty experience, but, as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

Το είπε...: Woody Allen

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between me and greatness

I 've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me

Το είπε...: Woody Allen

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immortality through my work

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work; I want to achieve immortality through not dying

Το είπε...: Woody Allen

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"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets."

Το είπε...: Dave Edison

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