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neutron

A neutron walks into a bar and orders a drink. "How much do I owe you," he asks the bartender. "For you," responds the bartender, "no charge."

Το είπε...: bartender

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Famous Last words

The British serial killer stood on the gallows and asked the officials "Are you sure this thing is safe???"

Το είπε...: Dr. William Palmer

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Jesus Saves

( during a bank robbery )
Jesus saves but George Nelson withdraws.

Το είπε...: Cohen Brothers, O Brother where art thou

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Water Cooler

- Where is the water cooler?
- In Alaska

Το είπε...: Benny Hill, the Benny Hill Show

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Insulted

- I have never been so insulted in my whole life.
- That's because you don't get around enough...

Το είπε...: Benny Hill, the Benny Hill Show

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Laughing with another man!

Alan Shore: I just caught Tara laughing with another man.
Denny Crane: Are you sure they weren’t just... kissing or something?

Το είπε...: Boston Legal

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A Married Man in a Bar

- How can you tell a married man in a bar?
- He always turns his back when he opens his wallet.

Το είπε...: Benny Hill, the Benny Hill Show

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God is Dead

(Written on a wall)
God is dead - Fred
Fred is dead - God

Το είπε...: Benny Hill, the Benny Hill Show

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Show me the money!

Show me the money!

Το είπε...: Rod Tidwell

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How to deal with work

If nothing else works, a total pig-headed unwillingness to look facts in the face will see us through.

Το είπε...: General Melchett

Ετικέτες (tags): Blackadder, funny quotes, quotations, quotes, tv series quotes, αστεία λόγια

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