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Black Adder and Baldrick

Baldrick, does it have to be this way? Our valued friendship ending with me cutting you up into strips and telling the prince that you walked over a very sharp cattle grid in an extremely heavy hat?

Το είπε...: Blackadder

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Fanatics

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."

Το είπε...: Winston Churchill

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You killed my lawyer

- You killed my lawyer!
- You're welcome!

Το είπε...: Futurama

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I choose to believe...

I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe.

Το είπε...: Futurama

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The Way With The Ladies

- Hey Will, you sure have a way with the ladies. Man, what's your secret?
- I would like to help you out my brother, but you know it's a chemical thing.
- You drug them?

Το είπε...: The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air

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Love / Hate

I hate the people who love me and they hate me...

Το είπε...: Bender, Futurama

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Friendship

You know, Fry, of all the friends I 've had ... you 're the first.

Το είπε...: Bender, Futurama

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Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place

Το είπε...: Bill Crystal

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Just don't

Never let a computer know you're in a hurry.

Το είπε...: unknown

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mistakes

Programming is like sex: one mistake and you're providing support for a lifetime.

Το είπε...: Michael Sinz

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