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Feel my pulse

ALF: Are you still thinking about that girl?
Jake: Every since I saw her in that school play, I can't think of nothing else.
ALF: What do they call this temptress?
Jake: Her name is Laura.
ALF: And how does Laura feel about Jake?
Jake: She doesn't know I'm alive!
ALF: No problem! You walk up to her and say: "Hi, I'm Jake Ockhmonek, feel my pulse."

Το είπε...: Alf

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Humans in charge of the Earth

Putting humans in charge of the Earth, is the cosmic equivalence of letting Eddie Murphy direct.

Το είπε...: Alf

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ALF Romeo

(About Alf’s car)
Lynn: What's that thing?
Alf: It's not a thing. It's an ALF Romeo!

Το είπε...: Alf

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The first law of physics

Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars.

Το είπε...: Eric Cartman, South Park

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We must be absoluterly clear about this.

Please let me finish. Because we must be absolutely clear about this. And I want to be quite frank with you.

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Το είπε...: Yes minister

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You may not like to hear it

Sir Humphrey: Minister I have something to say to you which you may not like to hear.
Jim: Why should today be any different.

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Το είπε...: Yes minister

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Everybody's crazy

You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays everybody's crazy.

Το είπε...: Charles Manson

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PEBCAC - Computer Problems

as far as computer problems are concerned.... most basic reason is PEBCAC
... or "Problem Exists Between Computer And Chair"

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Ah, women...

Ah, women. They make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.

Το είπε...: Friedrich Nietzsche

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Coffee and Mathematics

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Το είπε...: P. Erdos

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