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Food and Men

My weaknesses have always been food and men - in that order.

Το είπε...: Dolly Parton

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Brains

My brain - it's my second favorite organ.

Το είπε...: Woody Allen

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Windows

Windows is the answer, but only if the question was 'what is the intellectual equivalent of being a galley slave?'

Το είπε...: Larry Smith

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military justice

Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.

Το είπε...: unknown

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Adaptations

Don't judge a book by its movie

Το είπε...: unknown

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elementary mr. watson

The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.

Το είπε...: Douglas Adams

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space

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space.

Το είπε...: Douglas Adams

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Engineering

The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot possibly go wrong goes wrong it usually turns out to be impossible to get at and repair.

Το είπε...: Douglas Adams

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deadlines

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.

Το είπε...: Douglas Adams

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perl is the legalese of programming

-Why do you have to obfuscate your perl?
-Because perl is the legalese of programming

Το είπε...: unknown

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